Wii U: Where No One Has Gone Before

GameXplain: "With the upcoming release of the Wii U, Nintendo is going to be trying hard to win back the spotlight for intuitive gameplay that the Kinect has been slowly siphoning off one dance title at a time. We’ve seen tech demos for Zelda and Mario, among others, and it's looking like in some games the controller’s screen will essentially replace the pause screen. Instead of pressing Start to interrupt your gameplay just so you can access your inventory or your map, you’ll look down and interrupt your gameplay to do it. Maybe it’s just me, but that seems like a waste of a lot of time and money. The Wii U’s new controller isn’t a piece of crumpled parchment for Link to lug around and fish out of his pocket every time he should’ve taken that left at Albuquerque. It’s a sophisticated touch screen control panel -- now, where have I seen some sophisticated touch screen control panels?

On the bridge of the USS Enterprise, for one."

[Eternalb]

Holy crap, I remember that game

[Patriots_Pride]

Captains Log: Nintendo's Wii U is the number 1 selling console for 4 consecutive years despite having very inferior hardware compared to its competition.

Spock is investigating this abominably as we speak to determine if the people of planet earth are suffering from the pollution content on the atmosphere.

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
--Spock in 'Amok Time'

[newsguy]

beam me up one of these

[morkendo23]

SCOTTY LOG: aye, captain im giving all she got
dilithium crystals is breaking up on the wii
we must transfer SNES portfolio to the wii-U at Maximum Warp. warp speed 9 Mr. Sulu aye Sir.

[mike1up]

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