Submitted by DJZed 1269d ago | opinion piece

Top 10 Fat Bastards Found in Video Games

GameDynamo - "In fiction, extra weight on a character is often used to symbolize corruption, the physical and moral distance from "heroic" athleticism that comes with excess consumption. In reality, obesity is an epidemic of modern society, a disease caused by the unhealthiness of modern diet and lifestyle that is extremely difficult to treat. Fat in real life cannot be attributed to causes as simple and reductive as individual weakness. That said, here are some video game villains who use their paunch as part of their repulsive charm." (GameCube, PC, PS2, PS3, Retro, Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360)

pandehz  +   1269d ago
That GOW fat villain really takes the top spot

Another fat one is the fat boss in the lust/gluttony stage in Jericho. I think his name was Casus Vicus
Hellsvacancy  +   1269d ago
Are you still aloud to say "fat"?

I havnt long found out that your not aloud to say "The Fat Controller" anymore hes now called Sir Topham Hatt, wtf?
OcelotRigz  +   1269d ago
Great title, didnt even read the article, just thought the title was brilliant.

Fatman from MGS2 comes to mind when i think of fat bastards, and of course Fat Bastard himself from Austin Powers, but thats a movie.
TheUnbiasedLion  +   1269d ago
NORG FF 8 what a fat F**K

Queen Brahae FF9 aswell

Big the cat from the sonic games
FunAndGun  +   1269d ago
Roach from Heavenly Sword. I pitied that fat bastard.
attilayavuzer  +   1269d ago
Piggy from Enslaved. I know it only sold like 12 copies, but still
MiyagiSPG  +   1269d ago
And to the fat bastards of gaming, your awesome keep up the fast food diet :)

(Especially you Snorlax!)
rello91  +   1269d ago
Dong zhuo dynasty warriors
MiyagiSPG  +   1269d ago
Especially in Dynasty Warriors 6 to the latest game in the series :) boy did he get fat in DW6!

Don't forget Xu Shu or he'll sit on you :)
Hicken  +   1269d ago
Look at you fat bastards. I bet none of you can even see your own penis.
c1oudy  +   1268d ago
I can.
kesvalk  +   1268d ago
no porky? really?

porky is the father of ALL fat bastards.
Conzul  +   1268d ago
How on earth did the fat guy from FEAR 1 not make it into this list? What was his name.....'N' something....
Tzuno  +   1268d ago
they are disgusting and that gives me a berserk state when i fight them :) i hate fat bastards full of turd that eat eat and eat like pigs.
Psychotica  +   1268d ago
How about fat people who are not bastards?

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