The author takes a really sarcastic look at all of the value that gamers get with their Diamond Card from Xbox Live. With the recent announcement of MS actually charging for these discount cards, it's a good idea for gamers to know what it is they are getting.
From the article: "Some of the beauties that I currently have access to as a Diamond Card holder are (I'm totally not making these up):
* Up to two discounted purchases per year of John Deere tractor equipment (for all those construction and heavy equipment needs of today's gamer)
* 20% off Doggie daycare service at the K-9 Social Club (So your dog doesn't get neglected like the kids of Korean WoW players)"