Gavin Townsley: "My time as an Elementalist in Guild Wars 2 has made reality a drag. I want to toast my Pop-Tart with the power of fire, not wait for an open toaster slot. My instinct tells me to throw jolts of electricity at bad drivers on the way to work. Most importantly, my food should be chilled by magical ice so I don’t have to rummage around in the horror that is our office refrigerator. But now that my GW2 beta access has been temporarily cut off, I’m stuck doing things the hard way. Elementalist’s knack for making life, and the taking of it, has spoiled me."