Splitkick: Welcome, gentlemen.
After years of competition, two of the great Syndicates have decided to put aside their animosity and join forces. The EuroCorp and Aspari merger has brought us together today to discuss our latest product from EA: a video game titled “Syndicate”.
We launched “Syndicate” in late February of 2012. Many of you have read the initial reports released at this time regarding its reception and their unsatisfactory results. We decided to perform our own inquiry into the matter using the best benefit–to-cost efficiency method:
We abducted one of our loyal customers. The Subject has been under close observation while exposed to the product and we have compiled our metrics.