It's just as well yesterday was April Fools, not today, or our forthcoming stampede of new Assassin's Creed 3 content would have been mired in treachery from the off. That's right - this week is Assassin's Creed 3 week. Over the coming five days, you'll be literally force-fed information about Ubisoft's latest stab 'em up. Gameplay details will be stuffed up your nose. Plot hints will erupt from every orifice. It's going to be carnage, people.