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Submitted by Recnef 877d ago | news

The Top Ten Video Game Sex Scenes

Gaming Update's CM Boots-Faubert polled a group of 100 gamers to determine the Top Ten Video Game Sex Scenes of All Time and the results were surprising. (Culture, Dragon Age: Origins, God of War 2, God of War: Chains of Olympus, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 3, Overlord II, PC, PS3, PSP, The Sims 3, The Witcher 2: Assassins Of Kings, Xbox 360)

BiggCMan  +   877d ago
I don't mind the Mass Effect sex scenes, or any Bioware made sex scene, but they aren't particularly memorable. Very generic scenes which, in my opinion, are made just to get a rise from young teens. Very boring scenes to be honest. Heavy Rain deserves to be here somewhere, very emotional scene that really makes the game change for the better (if you played it all out the good way)
kriauciuniux  +   877d ago
I got a boner
Nimblest-Assassin  +   877d ago
hmmmm

wondering how this became a top article....

oh you guys :)
limewax  +   877d ago
I'm guessing I am the only one, but I think I have yet to see a sex scene in a game that really felt necessary. To me it always feels shoehorned in.

It's not that I can't appreciate a bit of a love story in a game, But more that I have played plenty of RPG games with a really strong love theme yet didn't have a sex scene. Nowadays I find a lot of the love stories in games are hardly even fleshed out, so the sex scene seems to be there to try and excuse that and make the characters relationships seem deeper than the script often writes it to be
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StraightPath  +   877d ago
heavy rain scene was awful and cringe worthy if your a horny teen that once a rise go and play doax2 seriously only 17 comments and this hits 670 degrees haha. what does this say about gamers
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RedDead  +   877d ago
Gamers aren't the only ones interested in sex...

unless you're talking about pixel's :D
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Xof  +   877d ago
ME1/2 scenes weren't bad. ME3's sex scenes were just awful, cringe-worthy affairs. Partly due to composition, partly due to awful animation--particularly facial animation. ulgh.
mynameisEvil  +   876d ago
I suppose all of these developers have failed then as THIS teen hasn't had a boner to any sex scene in a game.

I mean, seriously, in an age where ACTUAL HUMANS can be seen blowing each other sideways by bringing up a browser, going to the address bar and typing in 'pornhub.com', why in God's name would I need to get a rise, much less FAP to these scenes? They all felt so stiff (Haha, that was actually unintentional) as if the devs went, "We'll just push this in there real quick (It was intended that time) and nobody will EVER notice!"

I'd like a sex scene that actually has MEANING. Even Heavy Rain's scene came off to me as meh. Sex scenes should probably be implemented in games that are long (DAMN PENIS JOKES ARE EVERYWHERE) and have properly done character development to create a sense of a large amount of time spent with the other characters along with development that makes them feel realistic enough to have lovely virtual sex with.
Well said,, And you beat me to it lol
ChrisW  +   877d ago
Ah... sex. What every adolescent boy dreams in boring classes about.

And thus we have multiple hits.
dalibor  +   877d ago
Is this sex? http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Still a disturbing scene even to this day. But Heavy Rain does have a true romantic scene though. And a pretty damn good story.
RianQ  +   877d ago
Someone has never picked up an eroge in his life.
Droid Control  +   877d ago
I don't understand it.

Apparently its ok to hack someone up with a chainsaw but not express love? What kind of a world do we live in?

Whats wrong with sex in a game if you slap an 18 on it?
jthamind  +   877d ago
good to see The Witcher 2 on there.
moonlight  +   877d ago
Why did they put Michael Jackson in the article image?
Ace_Pheonix  +   877d ago
Necrophilia?
ACBAA  +   877d ago
top story, virgins.
Apocwhen  +   877d ago
lol, I'm not surprised to see The Witcher 2 at #1. Excellent game too.
Elvis  +   877d ago
Those sex scenes made me so horny.
SnowBlu  +   877d ago
i knew there would be atleast 2 gow games
TotalHitman  +   877d ago
Have you ever played Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude Uncut on the PS2? That game had a few perverted sex scenes.
J86blum  +   877d ago
..lulz...The Teddy Bear scene.
TheBambiHunter  +   877d ago
I love this article about sex.
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richierich  +   877d ago
Lara looks like Michael Jackson in that article pic
bobrea  +   877d ago
I knew it was only a matter of time before this reached the top story.

Also, stop making 11 pager articles for a top 10 list. We all know why you do it. It's shitty and annoying.
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SageHonor  +   877d ago
Yeah when i see this i dont even bother reading the list anymore
xstreetsweeperx  +   877d ago
I really didn't know there was 10 games with sex scenes in it. Someone must have been really bored to have went and researched all of them.
xstreetsweeperx  +   877d ago
I really don't know why it made it up so high
gamernova  +   877d ago
Sims for the win hahaha
Instigator  +   877d ago
Lara looks like Michael Jakcson..
Hazmat13  +   877d ago
its a fap!
wenaldy  +   876d ago
You got boner over pixels?

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