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Submitted by Recnef 854d ago | news

The Top Ten Video Game Sex Scenes

Gaming Update's CM Boots-Faubert polled a group of 100 gamers to determine the Top Ten Video Game Sex Scenes of All Time and the results were surprising. (Culture, Dragon Age: Origins, God of War 2, God of War: Chains of Olympus, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 3, Overlord II, PC, PS3, PSP, The Sims 3, The Witcher 2: Assassins Of Kings, Xbox 360)

BiggCMan  +   854d ago
I don't mind the Mass Effect sex scenes, or any Bioware made sex scene, but they aren't particularly memorable. Very generic scenes which, in my opinion, are made just to get a rise from young teens. Very boring scenes to be honest. Heavy Rain deserves to be here somewhere, very emotional scene that really makes the game change for the better (if you played it all out the good way)
kriauciuniux  +   853d ago
I got a boner
Nimblest-Assassin  +   853d ago
hmmmm

wondering how this became a top article....

oh you guys :)
limewax  +   853d ago
I'm guessing I am the only one, but I think I have yet to see a sex scene in a game that really felt necessary. To me it always feels shoehorned in.

It's not that I can't appreciate a bit of a love story in a game, But more that I have played plenty of RPG games with a really strong love theme yet didn't have a sex scene. Nowadays I find a lot of the love stories in games are hardly even fleshed out, so the sex scene seems to be there to try and excuse that and make the characters relationships seem deeper than the script often writes it to be
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StraightPath  +   853d ago
heavy rain scene was awful and cringe worthy if your a horny teen that once a rise go and play doax2 seriously only 17 comments and this hits 670 degrees haha. what does this say about gamers
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RedDead  +   853d ago
Gamers aren't the only ones interested in sex...

unless you're talking about pixel's :D
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Xof  +   853d ago
ME1/2 scenes weren't bad. ME3's sex scenes were just awful, cringe-worthy affairs. Partly due to composition, partly due to awful animation--particularly facial animation. ulgh.
mynameisEvil  +   853d ago
I suppose all of these developers have failed then as THIS teen hasn't had a boner to any sex scene in a game.

I mean, seriously, in an age where ACTUAL HUMANS can be seen blowing each other sideways by bringing up a browser, going to the address bar and typing in 'pornhub.com', why in God's name would I need to get a rise, much less FAP to these scenes? They all felt so stiff (Haha, that was actually unintentional) as if the devs went, "We'll just push this in there real quick (It was intended that time) and nobody will EVER notice!"

I'd like a sex scene that actually has MEANING. Even Heavy Rain's scene came off to me as meh. Sex scenes should probably be implemented in games that are long (DAMN PENIS JOKES ARE EVERYWHERE) and have properly done character development to create a sense of a large amount of time spent with the other characters along with development that makes them feel realistic enough to have lovely virtual sex with.
Well said,, And you beat me to it lol
ChrisW  +   854d ago
Ah... sex. What every adolescent boy dreams in boring classes about.

And thus we have multiple hits.
dalibor  +   854d ago
Is this sex? http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Still a disturbing scene even to this day. But Heavy Rain does have a true romantic scene though. And a pretty damn good story.
RianQ  +   854d ago
Someone has never picked up an eroge in his life.
Droid Control  +   853d ago
I don't understand it.

Apparently its ok to hack someone up with a chainsaw but not express love? What kind of a world do we live in?

Whats wrong with sex in a game if you slap an 18 on it?
jthamind  +   853d ago
good to see The Witcher 2 on there.
moonlight  +   853d ago
Why did they put Michael Jackson in the article image?
Ace_Pheonix  +   853d ago
Necrophilia?
ACBAA  +   853d ago
top story, virgins.
Apocwhen  +   853d ago
lol, I'm not surprised to see The Witcher 2 at #1. Excellent game too.
Elvis  +   853d ago
Those sex scenes made me so horny.
SnowBlu  +   853d ago
i knew there would be atleast 2 gow games
TotalHitman  +   853d ago
Have you ever played Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude Uncut on the PS2? That game had a few perverted sex scenes.
J86blum  +   853d ago
..lulz...The Teddy Bear scene.
TheBambiHunter  +   853d ago
I love this article about sex.
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richierich  +   853d ago
Lara looks like Michael Jackson in that article pic
bobrea  +   853d ago
I knew it was only a matter of time before this reached the top story.

Also, stop making 11 pager articles for a top 10 list. We all know why you do it. It's shitty and annoying.
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SageHonor  +   853d ago
Yeah when i see this i dont even bother reading the list anymore
xstreetsweeperx  +   853d ago
I really didn't know there was 10 games with sex scenes in it. Someone must have been really bored to have went and researched all of them.
xstreetsweeperx  +   853d ago
I really don't know why it made it up so high
gamernova  +   853d ago
Sims for the win hahaha
Instigator  +   853d ago
Lara looks like Michael Jakcson..
Hazmat13  +   853d ago
its a fap!
wenaldy  +   853d ago
You got boner over pixels?

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