“Rock is hard.
John Rochard is harder.”
This may sound like the movie byline of a sexually charged 70′s blaxploitation film, but trust me when I say it’s way more awesome. Developed by Recoil Games, Rochard–named after the game’s protagonist (and is pronounced “ROW-shard” or the equally acceptable “Rock-Hard!”)–is a downloadable, side-scrolling game that is equal parts fun, challenging, and nostalgic, and totally worth your time. 4/5