From the opening paragraph, "It’s that time of year again, a time when we drown ourselves in green beer and make long lasting, life altering mistakes all in honor of St. Patrick. Who did something important, possibly inventing alcohol? Whatever his accomplishments, all that matters is that it is now a day of celebration; but mostly getting passed out on the front lawn drunk by noon. As such we thought it was time to take another look at the video games that are fun to turn into drinking games, or even just play while drunk. Making use of our quickly dwindling mental capacity, we’ve put this into a list that makes it sound more official, but really it’s just to make sure we don’t list too few or too many games. Counting is hard. So without further delay, or ado, lets start downing these like Irish Car-Bombs."