It's okay, guys! Mass Effect and Portal have finally concluded! We can stop pretending to be intellectuals! No more convincing old geezers like Roger Ebert that Flower was a true masterpiece and labor of love! We can stop trying to tell Jack Thompson that Rockstar's stellar writing in the Grand Theft Auto games makes all the sex and violence null and void as a cultural pollutant! We can stop lying to ourselves about Machinarium!