A collection of the least helpful (and craziest) user reviews seen on MetaCritic for Mass Effect 3.
Hehe these were crazy and stupid.
My favourite is the apples one.
lol same here, really didn't see that third line coming. I laughed a lot more at these than I thought I would.
My favorite was the COD one. Just the level of ignorance in that guys review is astounding.
I never played any Mass effect but is Mass effect 3 ending that bad like people seem to insinuate?
And this is why metacritic is idiotic. People refuse to give logical scores to their reviews, hell most of those negative ones probably never played the game. Except for the ones whom were dissapointed with the ending, all of those reviews were idiotic
Just remember, half the world has a below average IQ.
Jamesfish05's review gave me a good laugh.
Yeah, it was very 'original'.
After I saw "as a competitive Call of Duty player" and "reavers"..I clicked the back button lol. The person who wrote that review is mentally unstable, very immature, very young, or a combination of all three.
It is one of the funnier ones though.
Atleast they have seen Firefly (or Serenity at the very least).
If user reviews were more balanced (non-trollish), then we wouldn't have to rely so much on gaming journalist.
lol are you crazy you are saying all 900 of those reviews are trolls NO. The vast majority of players do not like ME3....go on the bioware forums over 95 percent want to change the atrocious endings....look at the other ME games they did not get "trolled" nearly as muh and this is because they were decent. ME3 is appaling in my opinion and the reviewers have clearly and I mean blatantly been paid. No mention of any of the concerns like the same endings, the poor graphics and framerate, only two dialogue options, the ridiculous canon story you are forced to follow, hardly any rpg at all, multiplayer is required to finish singleplayer WTF and MP is a straight horde rip off I could go on and on.
how about people don't rely on reviews from sites like metacritic, and instead judge a game for themselves?
If you don't like Mass Effect 3, you should look in the mirror and repeat these words... "I am a loser. I will always be a loser. I will die alone." And there you have it.
Then I guess "I am a loser. I will always be a loser. I will die alone." God forbid that I don't like a over-hype game with questionable DLC's. BTW, I prefer Mass Effect 1 over the other 2 ME games. The got too "casual" for me.
Really hilarious comments... xD
"I`m soooo mad because someone didn`t like the game, so I wrote an article about it."-Cartman voice
these were pretty ridiculous reviews. though i do have to admit, one guy mentions the running animation being weird and i gotta agree, the way Shepard and others runs is pretty silly to watch.
lol they should remove user reviewing feature. people only give 0 or a 10. the numbers in between dont exist for them.
"Mass of Dootie" ??? hahahaha, I don't think that joke works at all.
ok, so i got ME3 CE Edition today and i got to play the From Ashes DLC, and there is only one thing i can say.... what the fuck are people whining about??? if anything i would feel bad if i played $10 for that, i think its worth 4-5 at most. The mission is done in like 20min, it has no relevance to what happens directly in ME3, its just like Zaeed or Kasumi, another character with a little side mission(in this case way way shorter) and what you learn about the protheans is just a couple of interesting tidbits, if anything, not information worth $10 or whining so much over why it wasnt included. In all honesty, the only ones i would recommend that DLC are people who want a prothean on their squad and a couple of new guns/squad appearence, because storywise, its not adding anything As for the game itself, so far its great, really cool moments, some happy reunions, some sad losses, and i completely agree with the complains about the side quests. The quests themselves are not the problem but how they are given to you, everything is too impersonal and its really hard to keep track of what you have to do and where to go
Which is exactly what I expected it to be. I guess when people find something to whine about, they just leave their brain at home.
Least helpful ? i think this yet another fiasco shows how utterly useless Metacritic has always been , aside from fueling fanboys trench wars
so what i got from that is people hate the ending and alot of other random BS.
People's attempts at zest and humour. That means they have to be funny and these are just major fails in all of them. We get it, some people are upset and are never happy, ah well eh.
The game itself is good but the ending is a disaster, It was bad to begin with and clearly all the choices that you made doesnt matter one bit in the end. And day one DLC ... they really screw this up big time.
Wow regardless of the quality of the game these people are just fucking mental
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