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Submitted by xiren187 1360d ago | article

Mass Effect 3: Sex & Romance Guide

One of the great things about the Mass Effect series, is the ability to build a relationship with certain characters within the game’s universe. These feelings can ultimately evolve into a more passionate relationship and in some cases sex. (Mass Effect 3, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

Newsman  +   1360d ago
And just imagine if you spent that time on a real person you might actually have sex IRL. No kidding.
CarlitoBrigante  +   1360d ago
Wow, a sex and romance guide for a videogame? This is disturbing.

Also, the picture of Miranda is disturbing, it looks like her head is badly copy pasted on that body
Gaming101  +   1360d ago
lol @ ^^
Who are you kidding, you think the average game its going to take a lot longer than that for the average gamer to get laid:

This guide is for all you forever-virgins out there who can't figure women out.
kira42  +   1360d ago
I was thinking the exact same thing. I mean isnt the point of the game to save the planet not get laid....
Blacktric  +   1360d ago
Shepard isn't chasing tail for God's sake. If you just keep talking to your crew/squadmates or previously romanced a character, they're just being with him/her right before the final battle takes place to give him/her some comfort. Play the game before judging it...
JellyJelly  +   1359d ago
The kind of intercourse I will be having in Mass Effect 3 isn't something I'd want to experience in real life. My Shephard will be absolutely fabulous *wink wink*.
killerhog  +   1360d ago
yeah exactly. like, wtf is this? so far, all the hype for this game is the "sex" and im starting to wonder, if thats the reason its getting praised? is it really important for people to have their virtual character date another NPC and have sex with it really, lol?
Heartnet  +   1360d ago
its a guide for certain parts of the game -_- do u fuss when they release a treasure guide for a game?

same thing here
killerhog  +   1360d ago
No because they release other guides. So far 9/10 of these so call guides were about the sex/relations part. Hm, guess for hits? Which would mean there's to much hype/emphasis on that?
AllroundGamer  +   1360d ago
helooooo Miranda...
ChrisW  +   1360d ago
Yeah... Miranda from ME2. I'm not even going to click on the article because of that. They don't deserve my hits for being lazy.
madcow60  +   1360d ago
Game=freedom=everything is much more easier

Miranda is really cute, IRL, I wouldn't mind dating her , and show her my bed, on my Normandy III flat ;)
vortis  +   1359d ago
I'd prefer to show her my control's really massive. Keeps the aliens away, too.
madcow60  +   1359d ago
The game should be Hitman, instead of me3. Shepard hits everything he finds, even a alien dog won't be able to escape.
BattleTorn  +   1360d ago
I'm starting to be put off by the amount of romance in Mass Effect.

Since Male/Female Sheps can romance quite a few different sqaud mates. (same sex included)

I can't help but think that every conversation, even with the male squad memebers, is somehow a sexual conversation. (cause they all lead to a potential romance, don't they?)

Now everytime I talk to Kaiden, I think he's indirectly flirting, cause the conversation would be the same for a player that is romancing him. (while I am not)

How can they have every conversation plutonic, as well as a prelude to a romance?
vortis  +   1359d ago
They don't BattleTorn.

Within every BioWare game the Engine uses a specific feature called "Love Talk", this originally started in Baldur's Gate and the points increase/decrease based on set parameters within the conversation.

"Love Talk" points add up until you can "cash them in", I don't think I need to explain what that is. If you don't say something mean every once in a while the "Love Talk" points will keep building and pretty soon you'll have to avoid Shepard from picking up the quarter that Kaiden drops while holding a banana in his pocket.
BattleTorn  +   1359d ago

I have to keep saying mean things to the guys, just so that they don't end up wanting to be ghey with me.

I'm a Paragon character, I should be able to be nice without making every sqaudmate have the hots for me.
scrambles  +   1360d ago
If you're gonna work at somethin.. I guess you gotta do it right.
clarkjudo  +   1360d ago
Sorry, I am to busy trying the save the world. Therefore, I do not need to busy myself more by adding sexual relationships with other squad mates. They are rather frowned upon in today's military anyway. LOL
Qbanj69  +   1360d ago
lol @ you nerds. GTFO with 'who needs sex in games bla bla bla'. I just wanna bang the living crap out of Miranda, and I hope in ME3 we get to see a bit more of that!
eak3  +   1360d ago
Not surprising the nerd community comes out with the "Get it on Guide" first.
SonysOldNews  +   1360d ago
Can't wait to cum on them robot titties
stumpa  +   1359d ago
sex is okay but you can't beat the real thing ie videogames
GoldenAge  +   1359d ago
No elcor sex? Man that's sad imagine the conversation while they're doing it.

Elcor: Dishonestly, this is amazing.
Shepard: Wait what?
Elcor: Subversively, let's just continue.
SonysOldNews  +   1359d ago
I often have imagined the tears that would be had afterwards having sweet relations with an elcor. I really love the giant rump and strongly believe my omnitool would slide gracefully in and out till he and I reach climax
madcow60  +   1359d ago
Guys, just imagine Miranda smiling, on ps4, with 1 million polygons.
I would buy any game with her, and pay 100 credits :)
Shane Kim  +   1359d ago
Shane Kim knows that sex is overrated. He would much rather watch intergalactic porn.
SonysOldNews  +   1359d ago
I literally just banged the secretary on the Normandy in my private shower. Maybe not literally since we both have wet twats but you get the idea.

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