So after being irritated from the 40-hour time-sink that was Jagged Alliance: Back In Action, I saw a title released on Steam that gave me hope—Dear Esther. If I could only go back in time and punch myself in the throat, and then steal my credit-card to prevent the biggest mistake of my pathetic, miserable existence (besides playing Duke Nukem Forever). I have one sentence that sums up all of my frustration with Dear Esther: How did this ever see the light of day beyond the drawing board? Shall I elaborate? Very well—consider yourself warned though; this could become violent.