"This game will leave you feeling hollow, miserable and longing for the days when it all MEANT something. If you're a small child add two points. Or, if you really REALLY like talking cars, six."
Looney Tunes: Acme Arsenal
"When you're not engaged in rubbish combat you'll find yourself endlessly jumping over gaps, solving tedious puzzles and bashing open crates. Visually the game is flat and lifeless, the graphics seemingly inspired by the dullest of the Looney Tunes cartoons."
The Legend of Spyro: The Eternal Night
"The Eternal Night is too difficult for kids and too frustrating for adults, and should be avoided by everyone."
Ben 10: Protector of Earth
"There's nothing here to appeal to adults, or anyone who isn't a Ben 10 fan. But if you know one of those, this is a great present - and at under GBP 20 it's a reasonably priced one, too."