1UP: "Some say I've been lazy," admits the King of All Cosmos in the opening sequence of Touch My Katamari. "Phoning it in." This is meant to be hilarious -- that crazy King, always so pompous, yet vain enough to be stung by criticism! -- but the wittiness of the whole thing is badly undermined by the fact that Touch My Katamari is lazy. Namco is, in fact, phoning it in.