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Submitted by RogueCheddar 1075d ago | opinion piece

Weird Science: Building The Perfect Valentine From Our 14 Favorite Video Game Girls

Just because you don't have a date tonight doesn't mean Valentine's Day has to be S.A.D. (Singles Awareness Day). Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, just do what we do: spend all day fantasizing about your perfect woman.

This year we decided to externalize that fantasy, and naturally, like all our fantasies, it came out in list form. Thus, we present to you the 14 aspects of our perfect Valentine—one video game girl at a time. She may not exist, but that doesn't mean we can't dream, right? (Culture, PC, PS3, Retro, Wii, Xbox 360)

MaxXAttaxX  +   1075d ago
Why would you use Miranda? She's creepy.
A disservice to the real life model.
MagicAccent  +   1074d ago
Miranda...?

This was Mirandas personality: "I don't pout. Herpy derpy. Cerberus derp."
This was her face:

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Muffins1223  +   1075d ago
THE HOTTEST GIRL IS Hermione FROM LEGO HARRY POTTER!!!1
Instigator  +   1074d ago
I don't know... I do like that Birdo broad an awful lot!
DarthBigE  +   1074d ago
cooking mama should be the first one on the list

as Ice Cube put it

"I'm probably going to eat
more than I F***"
RogueCheddar  +   1068d ago
Wow that is an excellent point

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