Submitted by THESHAUNZY 1294d ago | opinion piece

5 Games NOT to Play with Your Date on V-Day!

A couple days ago I wrote an article on the games you SHOULD be playing with your soul mate. This article will address the top 5 games you SHOULDN'T play with your loved one. From games that encourage women with little clothing, to those who allow you to blow up stuff none stop. Let's take a look at what your mate puts up with over the year and why you shouldn't play these games if you know what is good for your relationship. Hopefully you are able to take this advice seriously if you want to have a date next year for Valentine’s Day. (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, Casual games, Culture, Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball 3, Industry, Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust, PC, PS3, Rumble Roses XX, Wii, Wii U, Xbox 360)

ElementX  +   1295d ago
People actually write this stuff?
THESHAUNZY  +   1294d ago
I should write about bogus xbox 720 rumors and ps4's your right!
BiggCMan  +   1294d ago
In the words of David Jaffe "Play Twisted Metal on V-Day, and she'll suck your dick!"
MaxXAttaxX  +   1294d ago
I agree with #3 and #1.
She finds the other types of games amusing, unless they're just plain bad games period.

It depends on the person I guess.
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VTKC  +   1294d ago
funny stuff. I think what the girls would love it on V day is the guy to give them a sledge hammer to smash that console up for good.
but chocolates and flowers and a romantic dinner does the trick too I think. A nice ring would go down well too.
mastershredder  +   1293d ago
5 games not to play, but lists 2 games (by title) and 3 game series?

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