Pocket Gamer: You have legs, right? They're pretty useful things to have in this day and age, getting us from A to B and all that jazz.
But do your legs extend to preposterous lengths, allowing you to grab cherries from tree branches with just your teeth? No? We're sorry to hear that. What a shame.
The singular Mr Legs is the closest you're likely to get to this admittedly niche ambition.