OXM: 14 unachievable Achievements

There are "impossible" Achievements, like making it out of Mass Effect 2 on Insanity with all crew mates alive and kicking, and then there are genuinely impossible Achievements, their Gamerscore riches put beyond mortal hands by some quirk of technology.

[WolfLeBlack]

I have the strangest urge to go and attempt this Achievements now, despite the fact the article informed me that some of them can't actually be obtained.

I WILL FIND A WAY!

[Akth8r]

Good Luck friend. Hopefully at the end of your journey you are still sane and safe.

[WolfLeBlack]

Thank you for your kind words, sir. I undertake this joureny not for myself, but for all of humanity!

But mostly for myself.

[3dawg]

7. Chromehounds

All of them (860G)

Servers getting turned off is a common thing. But with Chromehounds, a whopping 860G are no longer available. Listen. Listen to that whopping sound. That's Chromehounds, literally whopping.

good luck my brother. lemme know how this goes. :)

[gcolley]

you just like typing "whopping"

[admiralvic]

I had the Dark Void one xD

[MrBeatdown]

I just finished getting all the trophies in Crysis 2. There was one that required you to play online, then play online six months later. But it didn't unlock for me, or a ton of other people. Then for some reason it unlocked for a ton of people including me, on January 1st.

Then there was another trophy for unlocking all the weapons in multiplayer that glitches for a lot of people. And that was after they patched a problem that prevented you from getting unlock credits so you could actually unlock the weapons.

Funny that for a studio that could accomplish what they did with graphics, they couldn't get the achievements right.

[NoobJobz]

The only one of those I've experienced is the Cars Race o Rama. Everyone I know was stuck at 900/1000.

[kasasensei]

rofl great list !

[honkyjesus]

Good article, oxm.

[Wenis]

Don't forget every achievement from 1 vs. 100

[MrBeatdown]

Almost forgot... the random 30 points that were missing from Condemned. Even after getting all the achievements, you could only get 970.