RPS - "My name is Ian Football, and by an absolutely astonishing coincidence I am a football manager by trade. A first-time manager, admittedly: before that I worked at a cat sanctuary. One day, I will be a great football manager. Today is not that today – which means that, for now, I am lumbered with what some have described as “the hardest club to manage” in the entirety of English football. It’s not my fault. Here’s what happened."