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Submitted by brianconlon 1170d ago | opinion piece

10 Games That Need To Be Made Into An Adult Film

Gaming and porn have a storied history, so we had to make our own gaming-equivalent pr0n parody wish list. And so Complex Magazine put together a list of 10 games that need to be given the XXX treatment. (BioShock, Culture, Dark Souls, EA, Final Fantasy X, Half-Life 2, Mass Effect, PS3, Silent Hill, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, Xbox 360)

Valenka  +   1170d ago
Silent Hill is already a film, and honestly, some games just shouldn't be made as films. Leave them alone.
RogueCheddar  +   1170d ago
Okay Valenka, but I think you missed the point..
Valenka  +   1170d ago
Are you suggesting they actually make a film that follows the games' story? Yeah, that I agree with.
RogueCheddar  +   1170d ago
It's about porn, so no.
Valenka  +   1170d ago
Wow. Some people need a life.
acemonkey  +   1170d ago
lol at bio lol.....but some of these movies already spoofs
Krew_92  +   1170d ago
ROFL. Ass Effect, good one.
KrimsonKody  +   1169d ago
LMAO!
Nice piece (...the article, that is...sigh)

I thought it was pretty funny. I liked all the innuendos thrown in there.
The Skyrimming & money shots joke was hilarious!
Mister_G  +   1164d ago
Can you imagine Dark Souls as a movie?

Some guy dying over and over again, in slightly different ways, fighting a boss.

That would probably be quite dull.

/s

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