Trendy Gamers: Despite the name of this game and its cute placement of a dollar sign in lieu of an ‘S,’ there’s really no thievery to be done here. Rather, Brush and Code’s Professional $tealer is yet another side-scrolling perpetual motion platformer. The understanding is that your character is running away from the scene of their recently committed robberies, which are never depicted in any way. It’s a bare-bones attempt at creating a unique premise for a type of gameplay that’s been done before. It’s fun for a spell, but short-term appeal and lack of innovation make it forgettable as soon as the controller is put down.