"It is my God-given right as an American to detect any hint of subversion to our glorious capitalist way of life.
Ladies and gents, we are at the dawn of the Third Red Scare. As the war in the Middle East is downsized, with all American troops ‘officially’ out of Iraq (we’re still the life of the party in Afghanistan, because our economy depends on it!) soldiers, again, are coming home with ideologies that may differ from what the average American believes.
And yet, we are at an age where anyone can be a soldier without ever holding an actual rifle. The interactive medium has created a new breed of soldier, one which is ready to fight at any moment’s notice and defend their nation with as many petty insults as they can formulate.
Who could possibly be behind this? The corporations! Digital distribution is becoming an extremely prevalent topic, and it is causing us to spiral towards a bleak, communist future."