"Some people, though, fall under Skyrim's hypnotic spell far more strongly than most. These are the people who keep a handwritten journal diary of their exploits for reference at a later date (that will never come). They're the people who call you at 2am in the morning, breathless with excitement and speaking in between fits of stifled giggles in order to tell you that they've just leveled up their alchemy skill to 100. These are the people that, by all accounts, should probably stop playing Skyrim for a while.
A long while.
Like... probably forever."