Disgruntled gamer Dave ‘Mack’ McConkey presents a uniquely entertaining round-up of the titles that might just be worth our time next year.
In case any of you are wondering, here is a list of games I am not looking forward to. And if you are, then you are probably retarded. Final Fantasy XIII-2 – I can’t believe people still like FF games Soulcalibur V – Street Fighter is the One True Fighting Game Resident Evil Revelations – It’s on the 3DS which is a heap of shit SSX – Snowboarding games are like car racing games with half the track removed UFC Undisputed – It’s like a fighting game, but instead of colourful characters doing amazing moves, it’s two thick-skulled slabs of meat hitting each other Uncharted: Golden Abyss – Ha, don’t make me laugh Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City – RE series, please, just fucking die already FIFA 2012, FIFA Street, UEFA 2012 – This should need no explanation Far Cry 3 – Crysis 2 Fable: The Journey – I have no idea who still plays Fable games, with Elder Scrolls and Mass Effect to scratch the RPG itch Anything with Mario, Luigi, Zelda or Wii in the title – These games peaked at Mario 64 and The Ocarina of Time Tomb Raider – why are people still playing Lara Croft games? Isn’t she like 60 now? --- In my opinion the writer should have just kept this later part to himself. Especially if he is seriously(not a joke) calling the people who will buy these games retarded.
Wow calling other people retards for looking towards these games. I guess it takes a retard to know another retard.
whoaa... so then you're both retarded or none of you are??? :D
Honestly I never get this... Your only upset for a few reason... 1. You have a family member/friends that are retards 2. You yourself are a retard 3. Your some jesus freak in Nebraska who doesn't even jerk off because he's afraid that he's killing his future kids. It's the 21st Century...get with it bro.
No, he's not a retard becuase he's not looking forward to some great looking games. But im a retard, becuase I cant wait to get my hands on Tomb Raider and Far Cry 3... Wonder how ill break the news to Mum.
I hate to break this to you Laxman, but she probably knew long before now.
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It isn't meant to be taken seriously. Still kind of dumb but it's just a joke.
I like turtles
"Games that night not suck" Gee, that's optimistic.
It really is about as optimistic as Dave McConkey gets!
the writer needs more fiber in his/hers diet..
I eat a bowl of Alpen every morning for breakfast and then, like clockwork go off and have my morning constitutional. It is often nice and firm, comes out in one go and rarely needs more than three wipes. It burns like a motherfucker when I pee though...
Games I'll be getting next year are Mass Effect 3 Aliens: Colonial Marines BioShock Infinite Halo 4 (day one) Lollipop Chainsaw Ninja Gaiden 3 Final Fantasy XIII-2 Soulcalibur V Resident Evil Revelations SSX Uncharted: Golden Abyss Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City Far Cry 3 Tomb Raider
Games I will probably be playing in the new year: Skyrim Assassins Creed Revelations Arkham Asylum Dead Space 2 Battlefield 3 Dear Game Designers Stop releasing all the good games at the same time. Its a pain in the ass. Yours Dave
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