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Games Of 2012 That Might Not Suck

Disgruntled gamer Dave ‘Mack’ McConkey presents a uniquely entertaining round-up of the titles that might just be worth our time next year.

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tiffac0082196d ago (Edited 2196d ago )

In case any of you are wondering, here is a list of games I am not looking forward to. And if you are, then you are probably retarded.

Final Fantasy XIII-2 – I can’t believe people still like FF games

Soulcalibur V – Street Fighter is the One True Fighting Game

Resident Evil Revelations – It’s on the 3DS which is a heap of shit

SSX – Snowboarding games are like car racing games with half the track removed

UFC Undisputed – It’s like a fighting game, but instead of colourful characters doing amazing moves, it’s two thick-skulled slabs of meat hitting each other

Uncharted: Golden Abyss – Ha, don’t make me laugh

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City – RE series, please, just fucking die already

FIFA 2012, FIFA Street, UEFA 2012 – This should need no explanation

Far Cry 3 – Crysis 2

Fable: The Journey – I have no idea who still plays Fable games, with Elder Scrolls and Mass Effect to scratch the RPG itch

Anything with Mario, Luigi, Zelda or Wii in the title – These games peaked at Mario 64 and The Ocarina of Time

Tomb Raider – why are people still playing Lara Croft games? Isn’t she like 60 now?
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In my opinion the writer should have just kept this later part to himself. Especially if he is seriously(not a joke) calling the people who will buy these games retarded.

Majin-vegeta2196d ago

Wow calling other people retards for looking towards these games.

I guess it takes a retard to know another retard.

soundslike2196d ago

whoaa... so then you're both retarded or none of you are???

:D

DaveMan2196d ago

Honestly I never get this...

Your only upset for a few reason...

1. You have a family member/friends that are retards
2. You yourself are a retard
3. Your some jesus freak in Nebraska who doesn't even jerk off because he's afraid that he's killing his future kids.

It's the 21st Century...get with it bro.

Laxman2196d ago

No, he's not a retard becuase he's not looking forward to some great looking games. But im a retard, becuase I cant wait to get my hands on Tomb Raider and Far Cry 3... Wonder how ill break the news to Mum.

Mad_Mack2196d ago

I hate to break this to you Laxman, but she probably knew long before now.

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DarkBlood2196d ago (Edited 2196d ago )

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cpayne932196d ago

It isn't meant to be taken seriously. Still kind of dumb but it's just a joke.

TopDudeMan2196d ago

"Games that night not suck"

Gee, that's optimistic.

shodan742196d ago (Edited 2196d ago )

It really is about as optimistic as Dave McConkey gets!

RXL2196d ago

the writer needs more fiber in his/hers diet..

Mad_Mack2196d ago

I eat a bowl of Alpen every morning for breakfast and then, like clockwork go off and have my morning constitutional. It is often nice and firm, comes out in one go and rarely needs more than three wipes.

It burns like a motherfucker when I pee though...

DarkBlood2196d ago

Games I'll be getting next year are

Mass Effect 3
Aliens: Colonial Marines
BioShock Infinite
Halo 4 (day one)
Lollipop Chainsaw
Ninja Gaiden 3
Final Fantasy XIII-2
Soulcalibur V
Resident Evil Revelations
SSX
Uncharted: Golden Abyss
Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Far Cry 3
Tomb Raider

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