Trendy Gamers: I had various plans for today. Some were important, necessary things like paying rent or picking the kids up from somewhere. Glancing at the clock I realize it is too late for any of this as it informs me via harsh glow that the time is 2am. I’m pretty sure just a second ago it said 1pm. It occurs to me that I have entered the infamous Skyrim temporal time phase, the game itself acting as some sort of glorious time sponge.