Addict of Fiction's Custard Trout takes a look at some games that really disappointed him, and why. Probably the only feature with a game called "Suckycount". Probably not the only feature that talks about Gears of War porn.
Lol did this guy just not like any games this year.
I opened the link seen Batman on there closed link
"Gears of War 3, Okay the gameplay is fun like really fun! But the story really just felt like Epic were saying “Guess what fans? Fuck you! Want to know why the queen looks human? Buy our porno DVD: Adam <3 Myrrah.” With plot holes and obvious gaps for someone to slap another game on top. Although the odd bit of story really did tug on the heart. And as for the weapon skins? Well. Yeah, no. They were okay. But I’m not paying for any, bloody swine. And one thing I know annoyed a lot of people is that they encouraged people to buy games to unlock “special characters” well that was bollocks wasn’t it?" My god, it's as if this was written by a kid who seems to have failed at writing. Just reading it makes me want to hurl.
Uncharted 3: walk and solve lame puzzles for half of the damn game, control a character that staggers everywhere "thanks to ND's drunk animations technology!", stiff platforming, dumb A.I, a game that lacks boss battles, clunky gunplay, heavily scripted and linear game. imo Gears of War 3 was much MUCH better game! better campaign and online MP, A.I, weapons, gameplay and has BOSS BATTLES!
How would UC have a boss battle that made sense? Were you hoping a sand monster was going to appear and attack you?
explain any monster in the series then?
Least Mw3 is in it :D
REALLY!!!!GEARS OF WAR! GO F*CK YOURSELVES..THE GAMEPLAY WAS AMAZING I WAS ENGULFED IN THE WHOLE DAMN EXPERIENCE FROM START TO FINISH! WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THIS! GAMEPLAY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENT IN A GAME PERIOD AND THE STORY WAS AWESOME IM SICK OF THE F***ING HATE.
Another stupid article trying to make a good number of clicks on their horrible website. The typical "professional" saying that all the good games of 2011 are bad for him. Sadly, it's called videogame journalism. A list about the most disappointing games of the year including Skyrim, Batman Arkham City or Gears of War 3 does not deserve our attention.
Would really like to see HIS best games of 2011!
almost all new games are disappointing anyways so i don't know why this keeps coming back around every year people always ask dumb questions like this if they want to know if there games are gonna sell just make awesome games.then they wont have to ask.
Desperation for hits to their website. Makes me sad I wasted my bandwidth navigating to their page.
Wish the guy would've taken an arrow to the knee so he wouldn't had been able to write this...
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