Remember when Fox News and everybody else was in a tizzy about GTA III’s Hot Coffee Easter egg? Well, wait until they get wind of Saint Row: The Third. Whereas Rockstar’s sandbox series has reined in its more outlandish aspects to simulate a truer-to-life urban environment, Saint Row simulates nothing, except a morally reprehensible good time. Want to crush parked cars with a tank, beat strangers with a bat-sized dildo, or see how much police attention an unlimited rocket launcher can get you? You won’t even need cheats, those are standard missions in Saints Row: The Third.