Ass Effect - from Something Awful

From Joystiq - Griffin McElroy, Dec 1st, 2007:

"We've recently finished our first play-through Bioware's gargantuan space opera, and while we walked away from the experience with great satisfaction, we humbly suggest they change the title of the game from Mass Effect to 'The Galactic Adventures of Chatty Cathy.' Seriously, you'll exchange more words with your enemies than you will bullets. It's like a 12 Angry Men simulator, only in space, and sans Tony Danza.

One of the goons at Something Awful recently made a parody of the lengthy conversation system in Mass Effect. Don't judge the comic by it's corny title (Ass Effect? Really?), as it actually has a few nuggets of comedy gold. However, if you haven't played the game yet, you might not get some of the jokes -- in which case, we present an alternate comic: Marmaduke!

He's a dog who thinks he's a person!"

Note: The comic has 5 pages.

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stunt2133910d ago

Ok wtf??? thats not even funny

evolution543910d ago

That was sorta funny but I don't think they needed to make 5 freaking pages of comic strips to prove their point across.

N4GayFanturds3910d ago

This site is being overrun by Sony GAYngsters

Kyur4ThePain3910d ago

I don't think Peg would be happy with you calling him that.
But yes...lame.

TheExecutive3910d ago (Edited 3910d ago )

lol a dude that has dragunballz for a name doesnt have a right to call anyone GAY.

On another note... this article isnt really news and it isnt even funny... Ass Effect is kinda funny but thats about as far as it goes.

solidt123910d ago (Edited 3910d ago )

Just because you don't like the Playstation brand does not make everyone who does gay. Anyway the comic could of been alot better.

The_Engineer3910d ago

A GROWN MAN that calls himself "dragunballz" should be investigated by the proper

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games4fun3910d ago (Edited 3910d ago )

and this is not news, in fact its a pretty pethatic, thanks roundpeg could you ruin the news integrity of this site anymore? its just a flame war waiting to happen, now a retaliatory article for 360 fanboys will ensue wich is just as classless.

edit: and catastrophe i put you in the same boat as roundpeg for being the tipster.

nomad1173910d ago

I guess it depends on your cup of tea. I really enjoy games like mass effect If it's anything like KOTOR

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