GameBlurb, "Its been a constant fact (let me state it again, FACT) that Chuck Norris is the manliest person in the world. But...he may have met his match."
Except Chuck Norris is you know...a real person lol
Is he really? REALLY?
Who got his fame and rep in front of a camera. Had to be said, just like at some point kids find out the truth about Santa Claus.
But you do know Chuck Norris does know a thing or two right? E.g. take for instance this which happened long before he was well known: "On November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and by doing so won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years. In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine. " http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
Wait Santa Claus isn't real? :/ tear.
@fluffydelusions and he was taught by the legend, Bruce Lee.
@fluffydelusions Gonna love wikipedia :) But really... Why compare a game character to a real life person... It's stupid.
Wait, Chuck Norris Really Exist, im going to that Religion
I'm not gonna lie, after doing some bouldering you realize how hard it is to climb like that. Altair/Ezio/Nathan Drake and etc are pretty superhuman when it comes to all the things they do. Except, you know, their tears can't cure cancer.
yeah for real, they must have some incredible hand/forearm strength. Climbing is HARD.
And then you've got that kid from Shadow of the Colossus who can only climb and hang on to moving/living mountains - which he eventually kills - for only a few minutes. If he doesn't get a few seconds of rest that is. No. Nothing Chuck Norris-issy about him...
I think the better question is, why the HELL hasn't their been a Chuck Norris video game developed yet!?
What the hell would be the point of that? Your console would explode as soon as you put the disk in.
There is it's called God of War =P
People seriously don't understand that the Chuck Norris jokes were meant to be ironic? I thought they were just there for the sake of him a relatively obscure and not very talked about celebrity around the time the jokes started? Or it was because of his beard or his name or just the way he looks. Besides, Bruce Lee was stronger anyway. I thought the whole purpose of the jokes were to puff up a figure who is otherwise pretty much just a has been 2nd rate martial artist anyway. Just my take on it. Actually, I know the real reason the Chuck Norris jokes started. I'd say it was probably his random cameo on the movie Dodgeball that inspired this. Before that, the only time you could see Chuck Norris on TV was after 3 am on an infomercial selling his workout equipment with the man-faced Christy Brinkley.
"Bruce Lee was stronger anyway" Bruce Lee could pretty much destroy anyone even today so that isn't a very good argument :)
Ummm...no. Martial arts has advanced ten fold since Lee died. If we were to take a time machine, bring back Bruce Lee, and give him a week to train for a fight with any top-tier MMA fighter...Lee would lose, probably by knockout. But eventually he would learn today's advanced fighting techniques(american wrestling, jujitsu, different variations of chokes, using the cage to your advantage) and kick everyones ass.
I don't think so Tim
Don't want to crush your dreams but Bruce Lees fight scenes was sped up. And I nearly cried when I found out.
Bruce lee was an actual martial artist and fighter. Mma is an organized sport. (I know they are mixed martial artists, but they learn to fight in order to compete in competition, which is quite different than actual fighting. ) . And if they tried a grapple, bruce would either: Break their arms One inch punch them, which had the capacity to kill people.
"Bruce lee was an actual martial artist and fighter. Mma is an organized sport. (I know they are mixed martial artists, but they learn to fight in order to compete in competition, which is quite different than actual fighting. )" What you just said makes no sense whatsoever.
@Mikefizzled It was actually slowed down... he moved so fast for the cameras at that time, that they had to slow it down
Logic, Why cant you understand anything other people say? They are telling you Bruce Lee is a real martial artist. Watch his documentaries on when he started acting. Look at the orignal bar scene in Green Hornet where Bruce lead broke the railing and kicked the crap out of everyone. He is a weapon unlike anyone else. I watch tons of classic martial art films and documentaries, I have scene Lee do a four inch punch on a guy, breaking his ribs and knocking him back 12 feet. Bruce Lee is a royal badass and he has profected his acting stunts through his career, but the man was nothing to mess with in a real fight. He would easily defeat any MMA guy today, who trains in a safe grappling way. Lee would kick a guy in the through and crush his throat. He was a truly proficent fighter. On Topic: I wouldn't consider Chuck to be the most manliest guy around first of. And as game character Nathan Drake is a cool dude. Has youth without being a whiny emo idiot, and he has the Indian Jones charm that guys and girls can like.
Actually mma wouldnt be what it is today if bruce lee were alive. Lees one inch punch during a ground grapple would be every promoters worse nightmare.
Er no. Chuck Norris is harder than Gods boner after watching redtube.
Nathan Drake gets shot at. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris. Nathan Drake is a good swimmer. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. And drown a fish. etc.
When chuck norris does push ups... he pushes the world down.
Chuck norris doesn't wear condoms for there it's no such thing as protection against chuck norris. with drake you can pretty much just hide behind anything
Chuck norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Lol.
Thank you Guys, that was funny
This is all just silly, we all know Kratos is manlier than either of them. I mean really, the guy kills gods on a regular basis and has come back from hell on multiple occasions.
kratos is just a video game based on the myth of chuck norris.
Kratos is as manly as one of chuck norris's pubes. Dont get me wrong that comparison would still bring one out of the realm of man
LOL...ummm... fail. Chuck Norris even at his age now is more manly than Nathan Drake and this author combined. Now... if you ask who the better on screen performer....well Chuck isn't the best at the whole acting thing.
Yeah but Chuck Norris does not dive down the deep blue to dig up an ancient coffin.. IT swims up to him! Nathan drake wishes!
Nathan Drake has been to south America, Nepal, and the desert looking for treasure... Chick Norris has been to Mars looking to kick alien ass...hence why there is no signs of life there...
1. Bruce lee 2. nathen drake 3. that kid behind all the other kids in gym class 4. that cute kitty 5. chuck norries chuck can suck it!
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