"We know Skyrim is a vast and complex game. But there are some little things that defy all logic. Could the developers have done things differently? How could they miss a small thing like this?!"
(PC, PS3, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Xbox 360)
Oh the horrors of not realizing how heavy they were at first... Few hours in, every time I picked up a new sword of shield or something "You cannot run becuase you are over encumbered!". It was a nightmare until I saved enough money to buy a house to store them in!
The gamesave one... i have over 800 saves and I've barely scratched the surface.
"Snapped her bra undone with one hand...Lockpick increased to 44"
or
"I don't always raise my voice, but when I do...FUS RO DAH!!!"
How about:
"A giant bashed me into the ground with a club, and I flew a mile into the sky. You can't explain that!"
or
"I don't always drink blood, but when I do they have to be sleeping."
Best I can come up with on the spot. Man, comedy is hard.
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