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Submitted by Liuqahs15 1353d ago | opinion piece

Video Games, Violence and Dildos: A Treatise

ARWGG: Having a dildo in your game is almost like walking around in sky-blue jeggings—but then holding an AK-47; at first, people see your pants and groan “Oh Jesus Christ…” but as their eyes travel up and fall on your assault rifle they scream “Oh Jesus Christ!” (Note: This is a humor piece) (Culture, Dead Rising 2, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Saints Row: The Third)

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