Alex Faciane: I’m excited, you guys. I’m excited because I love Assassin’s Creed, and because Assassin’s Creed Revelations came out this week. I mean, seriously, there might as well have been a pool of pee pee collecting beneath my feet over at the E3 Ubisoft multiplayer demo booth. Seriously, if Ezio Auditore was a cake, I’d be the insatiable fat kid engorged with his deadly sweet frosting-covered flesh. I LOVE Assassin’s Creed. It’s super cool.