TGE:
Many gamers of the more hardcore stripe can find their collections of figurines, action figures, et cetera spiraling out of control. If you need to get rid of a few without being personally involved (and preferably while having no one learn of your tendency to hire inanimate objects to assassinate other inanimate objects), then you might consider adding Solid Snake and Cyborg Ninja to your collection.
The figurines are good. Hope I can get either one of them...
*looks at wallet*