Trendy Gamers: Waking up in your bed in what can only be called a daze. It is immediately clear that something is off. Your entire world has been tossed, turned, and ripped apart. You are the Kid and it is up to you to bring this world back together by collecting crystals and taking them back to the Bastion. This is your job in Bastion and you will have a wonderful time getting it done. By Jordan of Trendy Gamers.