PixlBit | Hard Boiled Chicken sure is badass. He’s the kind of bird that walks quietly and carries a big stick, stoically raining deadly lead down upon his flightless penguin oppressors. He has a jetpack and has sent more of our winged friends to the great bird bath in the sky than Colonel Sanders. Did I mention that he has a freakin’ jetpack?! Yeah, he’s a pretty awesome chicken, which is why it’s a shame that his game never quite gets him to the levels that his sweet jet pack does.