Aliens: Infestation and Super Metroid prove I can't play video games

After years of gaming, Bitmob Intern Sam Alegria is still making the same mistakes.

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THR1LLHOUSE2133d ago

Great story, and very funnily written.

I don't think it's that you can't play video games, maybe you just...shouldn't? Or stick to iPhone games. They don't have any crazy buttons you need to worry about. :-P

Sadie21002133d ago (Edited 2133d ago )

LOL, that's so cruel.

The run button will be the bane of this guy's existence.

SybaRat2133d ago

Run button. Pshaw. Real Colonial Marines die where they stand.

NagaSotuva2132d ago

I say this game is worth it for the gunshot sound affects alone.