Appletell: One of the running jokes of the Badge of Carnage games is that the worst people you meet in the games—blackmailers, murders, and terrorists—are also the nicest. They have cheery dispositions, laugh a lot, and are really helpful to the lead character, Detective Inspector Hector, as he tries to save the townsfolk of Clappers Wreake. It’s the regular citizens who are the scum of the earth, engaging in every sort of vile behavior with an air of casualness so pervasive that Hector usually has to point out to them that what they’re doing is criminal. Not that Hector will do anything about it; he’s got a terrorist to stop. And he can’t be bothered.