Destructoid - Happy 25th birthday, Link! You are now eligible to rent a car at any agency without having to deal with needlessly excessive surcharges! You are a man now!
Oh, what's this? A gift for us? That's a switch! When Mario celebrated his 25th anniversary, that little Italian miser gouged us out of $30 for a Super Nintendo ROM on a disc. That you are willing to distribute Four Swords pro bono to all DSi and 3DS owners must mean you truly value our friendship. I'm touched.