"I’m a man of history, but let’s face it; Russia has only given the world three things: Vodka, Tetris and the Faberge egg. (We won’t talk about the Lada automobile or Red Communism…).
"Apart from the profound message embodied within the annals of Tetris, Russia doesn’t give us very much in terms of interactive entertainment.
"The few titles that do come out of The Motherland, though, have some sort of air about them that chills me to my very core.
"So, what exactly IS the deal with Russian games?"