The Bitbag writes, "We've seen tons of footage, interviews, trailers and commercials. Along with most of the hoopla that surrounded AC, there was one notable thing that was prevalent; producer Jade Raymond's cheeky smile."
Assassins creed Blew and I'm sick of seeing her too.
That rhymed!! But I still don't see why everyone's all spazzing over her, she's a woman oooooooooooh wooooooow never seen one of those before.
it blew for you, because you sucked at it, I have the game and its awesome:)
And skerj dont act like you never do it, you know for a fact you and your male friends sit and see a hot chick and are like DAMNN thats hot or some such stuff 99% of men do it your not part of the 1%.
Its more like 2% and they do the same thing, but over guys instead.
yes because only 2% of men are gay right? *rolls eyes* oh and I admit I do that with women WOOO HOO look at that hotness and the like.
This clown seems to like to post crap from this crap blog. Why?
My previous post I asked if The Bitbag is Tordavis's personal blog. I just looked at his profile under his submissions and I have to say it must be his site. Almost every story he has submitted is from that site. What's with that? I never even heard of the site before. Does n4g.com allow people to just post stories from their own site to help get hits? It sure seems like this must be true.
I have to turn that line around:
I'm sick of Assassins Creed and Jade blows
There is a girl who works in the Fire Dept with me. Everyone thinks she is so hot. I dont and I explained to them why. "If I saw her in a club I wouldn't think twice but because she wears the same gear we do you guys think shes hot" They all kinda looked at me and realized I was right on target. Same goes for Jade. She is good looking but if I saw her in a club I wouldn't care much. It's that fact that shes a gamer.... Sorta... that makes her hot to so many.
Edit: In all honesty she has a very exotic look to her as well. Not typical like Nicloe Kidman beautiful. More like Claire Forlani or Natalie Portman semi exotic types.... A plus in my book. Still though nothing amazing about her looks over those others I mentioned
Edit 2 @ both below.
Good points a hole is a hole. Its all pink in the middle however I want to be looking at a face not the back of a head due to looks....
Also yes I date normal girls as well. DD boobs dont impress me. The girl I date now is ambitious, smart and very cute. Not Amazing looking but very attractive none the less. just the kind I would want.... Anyway this article is about jade not my girl.... Jade is cute I will give her that but if she was not in this industry she would be "just another girl"... Not a FHM or Stuff girl. She is though due to the industry and marketing. If she didn't want the attention Ubi shouldn't have gone with the marketing style they did. I do feel they used her and her looks to try and sell the game and not her talent. Cause from every interview I have seen she doesn't have much talent... I could be very wrong but from what I have seen this is true.
But who cares if hot or not? Hole is Hole, right?
speak for your self, I dont find women with triple D boobs and weigh 100lbs to be hot, I dont find any women that appears in FHM,STuff or Maxim, Or playboy or penthouse to be hot, I'm attracted to regular looking women that dont have lbs of makeup on their faces.
I dont want a gamer girl because Id have to fight for her attention with games!
Edit: 3 disagrees, really not a single man on this site stands a chance of geting one of those women so why be sexuall attracted? my sexual attraction actually exists and relies upon real life possiblities not wet dreams but then again I'm advanced for my age unlike most of the lil boys around here.
We've also seen tons of comics...
...of horny gamers and their white juice.
See that's what I'm talking about. Piss poor man.
Chill and have some fun grinch
Hey Fury. I thought it was funny =P
Bub's for you man.
I was expectin' to see that comic that Jades suein SomethingAwful over though. Bubbles for you.
we need some nude jade pics out here :P
Ill be damned if this gets to the top 3.
They put to much faith in their Jade,i mean,game lol . Really,it makes me sick,fine,they didnt make her walk around skimpy clothes etc,but they used her alott. It was gettin to a point where when they said twist in the plot we couldve believed the twist was that half way through the game we found out Jade is a playable character in the game ! Stupid ubi. Dont do this again. She seems like a good person...but obviously,as naive as she makes it seem on camera,she knew they were using her. And it makes me wonder,if AC was getting consistant 10s fr6 everybody if they would have attacked that site for pics of her.
Jade is a successful young woman in a male dominated industry, I find it despicable she is discriminated and harassed against by many people in the internet community just because she's a woman.
I would hope that people on this site give her the respect she deserves because of her accomplishments not because they find her attractive
agreed which pretty much 90% of the comments in this thread originate from fear...
oh my god a women that works in games like i wish...and she makes more money then i do! and shes attractive? NOOO why didn't them damn women stay in the kitchen and not vote damit!
How can he make such well written statements like this one, and yet make other remarks that seem as if he drank 2 gallons of mental retardant?
By the way,did anyone finish AC yet? Is Jade a playable character in the game? Yeah,its wrong that shes seen as a sex symbol,and,its by geeks that need to get a life,yeah,shes pretty and in the game industry.so what? It might be a rare occurance,but she should be treated with respect. But..and i mean but, she isnt dumb,she let them use her,to portray her as not a game designer,but a very sexy hot game designer that you wouldnt mind taking home to meet your parents. She knew.they knew.and their gimmick got handed to them in the form of vulgar images. Wish it dint happen.but,its the internet.
Jade is a victim of Ubisoft. They used her femininity to sell the Jade's Creed game.
I thought Assassins Creed was alright.
And men will be men. I'm a man. Talk to you boys later
People, I advise you to disregard IGN's ratings. I think Assassin's Creed deserves a minimum of 8.5/10. And yes I have played the game and find it absolutely amazing.
I want to buy your game!
I won't buy ur game!
Now that's not funny. Stupid comic >_>.
The only thing that I want is a patch that fixed up every single freamerate slowdown problem that's alll!
Instead of making promotion. Interview get ur team and work for a solution for both PS3 and Xbox360 Owner.
If you look at the linked article, the guy walking in front of Jade has his hand near her vagina. Look closely.
i said it before.. shes a 7 out of 10.
shocker: jessica alba plays games too. 10/10
oh yeah , assasins creed sux
who else is with me.
Its funny how people's opinions change because of website ratings. I honsetly think that Assassin's Creed is a great game. Its full of surprises and the enemy AI is quite good. You cant exactly "assassinate" an enemy quickly. You need to go in fast or quietly. The only let downs are probably Combat isn't so fantastic as it only relies on button mashing and time co-ordination.
Its an ok game with awesome graphics and average gameplay. Never expected it to get 10s,maybe 8s. But not game of the year material. I think every guy that picked the game up pictured Jades eyes at the sales counter and said 'yeah the leap of faith looks cool but its got a purpose too' lol
I fail to see what is so "hot" about the broad. She's definitely "do-able" to be nice about it, but she's certainly not in the Vida Guerra /Jessica Alba clubhouse. I visualize a bunch of fat, couch potato, virgin nerds making all of the controversy around this average looking woman.
Shes definitely cute, I'd let her assassinate me
Show a bit of split ass and you can sell snow to eskimos, look how many of us were duped by pretty graphics and a pretty smile into getting assassins creed, the biggest pile of jade stains ever
No one cares about other producers... when their games suck! No one picked on that Lair producer when his game sucks! they bashed Sony instead...
She didn't go out flashing her boobs and tell you to buy her game... You buy it becoz you want to... if you don't like stick it your @$$ and move on to the next game.
If you paid 20 bucks for it.
lol thats funny ive pass on $20 actually.
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