Assassin's Creed reviews are pouring onto the Internet like gangbusters.
Sarcastic Gamer turns the tables on the reviewers, by reviewing some of the more heralded reviews. Still with me?
From the review: "Metacritic has the game at an 84 out of 100. Gamepro (of course) gave the game a score of 100 out of 100. So did Game Informer. They also said that they didn't actually play the game."