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Your Game Sucks: Assassin's Creed Edition | ZTGD

Derek Deebag Writes: If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s games that try to teach me something. I don’t play puzzle games because they make me think. I don’t like to think. I don’t play strategy games because I don’t get to shoot anyone myself. I like to shoot fools. I don’t play stealth games because hiding is for losers. I rush in like my hero, Leeeeeeeeroy Jenkins. So, in the spirit of that great man, this week I’m telling you why Assassins Creed sucks. History is boring. Let’s do this!

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ChilliDemon1925d ago

Well, you are entitled to your opinion. I am entitled not to read it.

Quagmire1925d ago

Wow, the author tries hard to be a douschebag, and succeeds.

Its not an opinion, its pointless rambling.

ZeroTolerance1925d ago

Six weeks in and still the sarcasm eludes. :)

Baka-akaB1925d ago

Oh it doesnt elude everyone , dont worry . Some of us just dont find it funny for starters or particularly interesting to read :p .

ZeroTolerance1925d ago

That is fine with us, I just think it is hilarious that people don't realize it is satire. Humor is subjective, not everyone will find it funny, but no one should take it seriously.

ChilliDemon1920d ago

Actually, I considered to possibility that it was just satire, but then I decided that since it wasn't funny it must be for real. Unfortunately for you, there ARE people with just these types of opinion about history, using their brains etc, so if you are trying for satire you didn't go far enough into the absurd.

jon12341925d ago

i havent read the article but i like the title :) especially about assassins creed part :)

crazy8cs1925d ago (Edited 1925d ago )

" If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s games that try to teach me something. I don’t play puzzle games because they make me think"

"Leeeeeeeeroy Jenkins"

"History is boring"

"I like to shoot fools"

I lol'd

This guy is either an excellent troll or a fucking idiot, either way it makes me smile.

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