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Submitted by ZeroTolerance 1400d ago | opinion piece

Your Game Sucks: Assassin's Creed Edition | ZTGD

Derek Deebag Writes: If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s games that try to teach me something. I don’t play puzzle games because they make me think. I don’t like to think. I don’t play strategy games because I don’t get to shoot anyone myself. I like to shoot fools. I don’t play stealth games because hiding is for losers. I rush in like my hero, Leeeeeeeeroy Jenkins. So, in the spirit of that great man, this week I’m telling you why Assassins Creed sucks. History is boring. Let’s do this! (Assassin's Creed, PS3, Xbox 360)

ChilliDemon  +   1400d ago
Well, you are entitled to your opinion. I am entitled not to read it.
Quagmire  +   1400d ago
Wow, the author tries hard to be a douschebag, and succeeds.

Its not an opinion, its pointless rambling.
ZeroTolerance  +   1400d ago
Six weeks in and still the sarcasm eludes. :)
Baka-akaB  +   1400d ago
Oh it doesnt elude everyone , dont worry . Some of us just dont find it funny for starters or particularly interesting to read :p .
ZeroTolerance  +   1400d ago
That is fine with us, I just think it is hilarious that people don't realize it is satire. Humor is subjective, not everyone will find it funny, but no one should take it seriously.
ChilliDemon  +   1394d ago
Actually, I considered to possibility that it was just satire, but then I decided that since it wasn't funny it must be for real. Unfortunately for you, there ARE people with just these types of opinion about history, using their brains etc, so if you are trying for satire you didn't go far enough into the absurd.
jon1234  +   1400d ago
i havent read the article but i like the title :) especially about assassins creed part :)
crazy8cs  +   1400d ago
" If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s games that try to teach me something. I don’t play puzzle games because they make me think"

"Leeeeeeeeroy Jenkins"

"History is boring"

"I like to shoot fools"

I lol'd

This guy is either an excellent troll or a fucking idiot, either way it makes me smile.
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GoldenPheasant  +   1400d ago
I thought this was a gaming news portal, not some "we're trying to be funny in a half assed way", and then calling people out because they "dont get it". What, is your site run by 13 year olds?
ZeroTolerance  +   1400d ago
News is a strong word considering the misleading headlines right? This is fun, try not to take it too seriously. And our site isn't run by thirteen year olds, we are actually the exception when it comes to that rule of being a game site ;)
GoldenPheasant  +   1400d ago
Well I see its listed as opinion piece, not news...kinda my bad.
BigDollarZoe954  +   1400d ago
Everyone Has There Opinion so does this Idiot who wrote this Article LOL
FrustratedFury  +   1400d ago
What an idiot. Why are you on N4G? Get off this legitimate website that never has misleading titles, and never has any fanboy flame wars.

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