10°
Submitted by Jockie 1232d ago | article

Games made me do it

The Reticule writes: As Monday evening’s London Evening Standard shows, games are evil. By simply playing one, we are allowing our ideals and moral fibre to be warped by the wicked companies responsible for making them. Games are directly responsible for the acts of every idiot/madman/rioter across the world. After playing games since the age of around 7 or 8, the crimes I have committed as a result of my (100% scientifically proven) games addiction are numerous and as yet un-catalogued. Now, for the first time I will reveal to you my secret shame – a full unabridged confession of criminal acts performed by me, inspired by gaming. (Bomberman, Bubble Bobble, Culture, Dragon Age: Origins, Grand Theft Auto IV, Half-Life, MineSweeper, The Sims)

Add comment

You need to be registered to add comments. Register here or login
Remember
New stories
30°

Ghost of a Tale Shows The Importance Of Clean Code Builds

27m ago - GG3 writes: "Dark Souls-inspired Ghost of a Tale posted an update to talk about what the PC adven... | PC
30°

VS Episode 95: Jack vs. Ryan

49m ago - The two go face-to-face to see who can hide right under their opponent's nose. | PC
30°

Review: Shadow of the Ninja (3DS eShop / NES) - NLife

1h ago - NLife: "There's a great moment early on in Shadow of the Ninja where an armoured trooper stands... | Retro
40°

Review: Duck Hunt (Wii U eShop / NES) - NLife

1h ago - NLife: "Despite Nintendo's refusal to acknowledge the Duck Hunt character in Super Smash Bros. u... | Wii U
Ad

Win a PS4!!

Now - Join us on Filmwatch to find out how you can win a free PS4 this holiday season! | Promoted post
30°

Day of the Tentacle’s Graphics are Better Left Untouched

2h ago - Sometimes, it's better to leave a classic alone. | Culture