The Viking Gamer writes: I am pleased to announce that I have finally raided my way into the heart of Conole Domination, where I can hopefully steal your hearts. That's right, readers, I will be finding you and stealing your hearts. Why? Because hearts sell for a fortune and you can fit roughly 10,000 in one Longboat. Per kilo they are the highest profit/ratio organ I can sell.
But enough of business. I'm here for the simple pleasure of reminding you why most games and gamers are pure seal crap