Derek "Punchfister" Deebag writes: So, I decided to take a break from playing crappy games to play, well, a crappier game. Everyone knows who Batman is. He is that whining super hero, who complains constantly about his parents dying while dressing up liked a winged rat to scare criminals. Seriously, if I saw a man dressed like that in real life, I would punch him right on the tip for being a creeper. Dude, get a job, or better yet, join the real crime fighting brigade known as the U.S. Army!