Pixels or Death's Adam Harshberger writes:
"I’m cowering in the corner. They’re coming out of the woodwork. They’re in the stores, the classes, everywhere. Murmuring, mumbling, being misinformed. Buying Call of Duty by the mother-fucking boatload. Somehow still getting drunk and playing Wii Sports. Consuming. I can feel them sucking the lifeblood out of me. I am weak, forlorn and especially annoyed. I can’t escape them, when I sleep, all I see is them – skipping cut-scenes, playing Angry Birds. The birds, the birds, the birds. Always the birds.