ZTGD | Your Game Sucks: Gears of War Edition

Derek "Punchfister" Deebag writes:

Hey, you Gears of War fanboys. That game you love so much? It. Sucks.

In fact, I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that the game is clearly liberal propaganda or that you are too dumb to realize it. “But, Fistpuncher, ol’ pal,” I can hear you say, “Gears of War is about steroid-fueled dudebros that chainsaw shit.” Well, my friends, that’s how the hippies draw you in. Let’s take a look at what Gears of War is really about.

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Chewy332331d ago

Dom (Bullets make me feel yummy) Santiago...
Don't give me memories about the R.A.A.M fight on insane.

Miiikeyyy2331d ago

What annoyed me about that part, wasn't actually the fight. It was that effing cutscene that kept playing everytime you died. Where anya said 'Marcus, you gotta drop that data right now!' just before you faught Raam, I was sick to death of that

Chewy332331d ago

Or the berserker breaking the wall countless times.

Solid_Snake-2331d ago (Edited 2331d ago )

im not a fan of gears and i still dont find this article funny.....did i miss something.

seems a bit of a waste of space and time.

oh and for the record. the british gave you america not god.

Vega752331d ago

Well I can truely say deebag has live up to his name. That's the dumbest article I've read on this site to date. I on behalf of many other present you with the massengill award for being such a douchbag. Here to you deebag

Vega752331d ago (Edited 2331d ago )

Yeah cause this article makes so much sense. Because the game isn't set in America. Yeah I know a few other games that don't take place in America does that mean they suck right?


I'm sad for you that you submitted this PoS of an article. I could understand giving some valid points. I could respect that but to say it sucks and your three reasons was because the setting of the game is not based in America. Really

PaladinXII2331d ago

I'm actually kind of sad for you that you don't realize that this is a joke.

chlomirx2331d ago

i think he must to make game himself....
before talk shit like that

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FrustratedFury2331d ago

Why are people getting so upset up over this? It's a joke article.

JellyJelly2331d ago

People on N4G have no sense of humor. Literally.

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