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Submitted by PaladinXII 1097d ago | opinion piece

ZTGD | Your Game Sucks: Gears of War Edition

Derek "Punchfister" Deebag writes:

Hey, you Gears of War fanboys. That game you love so much? It. Sucks.

In fact, I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that the game is clearly liberal propaganda or that you are too dumb to realize it. “But, Fistpuncher, ol’ pal,” I can hear you say, “Gears of War is about steroid-fueled dudebros that chainsaw shit.” Well, my friends, that’s how the hippies draw you in. Let’s take a look at what Gears of War is really about. (Gears of War, Gears of War 2, Gears of War 3, Xbox 360)

Chewy33  +   1097d ago
Dom (Bullets make me feel yummy) Santiago...
Don't give me memories about the R.A.A.M fight on insane.
Miiikeyyy  +   1097d ago
What annoyed me about that part, wasn't actually the fight. It was that effing cutscene that kept playing everytime you died. Where anya said 'Marcus, you gotta drop that data right now!' just before you faught Raam, I was sick to death of that
Chewy33  +   1097d ago
Or the berserker breaking the wall countless times.
Solid_Snake-  +   1096d ago
im not a fan of gears and i still dont find this article funny.....did i miss something.

seems a bit of a waste of space and time.

oh and for the record. the british gave you america not god.
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Vega75  +   1097d ago
Well I can truely say deebag has live up to his name. That's the dumbest article I've read on this site to date. I on behalf of many other present you with the massengill award for being such a douchbag. Here to you deebag
PaladinXII  +   1097d ago
*cough*Satire*cough*
Vega75  +   1097d ago
Yeah cause this article makes so much sense. Because the game isn't set in America. Yeah I know a few other games that don't take place in America does that mean they suck right?

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I'm sad for you that you submitted this PoS of an article. I could understand giving some valid points. I could respect that but to say it sucks and your three reasons was because the setting of the game is not based in America. Really
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PaladinXII  +   1097d ago
I'm actually kind of sad for you that you don't realize that this is a joke.
chlomirx  +   1097d ago
i think he must to make game himself....
before talk shit like that
quicksilver2011   1097d ago | Spam
FrustratedFury  +   1096d ago
Why are people getting so upset up over this? It's a joke article.
JellyJelly  +   1096d ago
People on N4G have no sense of humor. Literally.
PaladinXII  +   1096d ago
I'll say it again. This is a joke, everyone. But, for those that insist on taking it seriously, I'd like to thank you for giving me fodder for my next editorial.

Much love,

Not "Punchfister"
ZeroTolerance  +   1096d ago
I love the internet!
FrustratedFury  +   1096d ago
LOL. I like how someone disagrees that you love the internet. "I disagree. I believe he really hates the internet. He's just making up fabrications about loving it."
CYBERHATER  +   1096d ago
Must have saw the Preorders Lol! Poor Guy :)

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