"Way back in “the day”, 1984 to be exact, you may have run across a game called Boulder Dash. The game has had many reboots and rehashes over the years, but the core mechanics of the original 8-bit gameplay still stands today. The purpose of the game was, and still is, quite simple. The player is cast as the daring chap (robot) by the name of Rockford. As Rockford you have two objectives: get as many diamonds as you can and don’t get killed. I’m sure some of you may have had ex’s that had the same goals. (ZING!)"
-Jason from That Gamer Hub